One man's evolution is another man's

descent into madness.

Frog Looking for Safe and Effective

Clown Wart Remover

Fears Grip Market, Dow Falls Over 500 Points

"Would you smile if people kept confusing you with Bozo?"

Joe Camel Reacting to His

Lung Cancer Diagnosis

Supreme Court Turns Aside Another Claim That

 the Green Man Trapped in a Tennis Shoe Is Not
a Natural-Born Citizen 

Oxymorons for Our Time #71

Lawrence O'Donnell Socialism

Humpty Dumpty Diagnosed with

Salmonella, Claims He Got It

from Sitting on a Wall

"How's this as a compromise: what if I were to burn

Pastor Jones at the stake with a copy of the Koran

in his pocket and use Pam Geller as firewood?"

It was generally agreed that he had a rather
prickly personality.

In pignorance there is strength.

"Hi, I'm from CorpGov and I'm here to help you!"

In his spare time, Christopher Hitchens volunteered as a

living canvas in the 'Body Painting by Numbers' program

for recovering artists.

"I live in an Iowa cornfield and, quite frankly,

Steve King scares me to death! He's certifiable!"

"My mother taught me that big fish eat little fish,

especially in Hollywood."

"Hey, David Brooks! Your courageous defense of Liz Cheney

makes me want to fly up your fundament! You OK with that?"

Guy Watching Ann Coulter Speak at CPAC

When the Republican Party buzz turned to

privatizing Social Security, he was on it

faster than a fly on dog shit, so to speak.

You gotta admit deficit hawks are pretty scary.

"Hey, buddy, which way to the Fever Swamps?"