"Par-TAY!"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #133

Morgan Wallen

Includes Brother Copeland's Biggest Hits

1.  “All-American Boy”

2.  “Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly 

(Fond of Each Other)”

3.  “I’m Here, I’m Queer and I’m Country”

4.  “Follow Your Arrow”

5.  “Cryin’ These Cocksucking Tears”

What say these conservative music fans burn all 

their Willie Nelson records and buy extra copies

of Ted Nugent's Love Grenade and Penetrator

albums?

Mike Huckabee Playing 'Kicked Off the Board of the 

Country Music Association Foundation Blues'

We Do Colonel Sanders Right

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #666

Will Rogers

Blake Shelton Apologizes for Racist, Homophobic

 Tweets; Says They Were ‘Comedy’, 'Sarcasm', 

'Abbreviated Language', 'Caused by 

Earpiece Glitch'

For a Texas shitkicker, Ted Cruz has the most 

immaculate cowboy boots in the Senate.

"Before 9/11, my favorite musical composition was Brahms' 

Paganini Variations.  But 9/11 changed everything, including 

my taste in music, and so I started listening to country music, 

especially Homer and Jethro's 'The Battle of Kookamonga'."

"You can burn my house,

Steal my car,

Drink my liquor

From an old fruitjar.

Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,

Honey, doncha rip-a my jeans!"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #49

Larry Gatlin

Trailer Swift

Warm Scuzzies #438

Cactus Canyon

You can always tell an 'Accidental Racist' by the

funny hat he wears.

For someone who believes Barack Obama is a Muslim, Hank 

Williams, Jr. needs to try harder pretending to be a dinosaur. 

Randy Travis Arrested for Driving Naked While Under 

the Influence of 'Honky Tonk Moon' 

"My truck's best feature hangs off the back

Normal people stare in awe 

When they walk past and say,

'Aw, snap! Truck nuts, yeah, truck nuts!'"

"Hey Crisco, where's Pauncho?"

Hank Williams, Jr. Sorry for 'Dumb' Obama

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