Horticulture Today

Don't Call a Spade a Horticultural Implement

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #608

Howard Garrett

Kathleen Portalski, one of Cindy 'Only Child' McCain's

half-sisters, is surprised that she has been pruned from

the Hensley family tree. "I had no idea Cindy was that

interested in horticulture," she says.

As horticulturists will tell you, some bushes and shrubs

can only thrive in a hothouse environment.