For the benefit of us dummies, Jonathan Turley draws 

a line between actual or literal 'peonage' and figurative 

'publicity stunt'.

In Texas, don't say 'Slave Ship', 

say 'Involuntary Relocation Ship'.

It's useful to revise history every now and then.

Rich Euphemistic Atheist's Vanity Plate

While Minneapolis cops were strategically deflating

tires, COVID-19 was strategically deflating the

economy.

The Impotentate of Pennsylvania Avenue

'National Defense' is the best euphemism

for 'Perpetual War' ever invented.

Euphemism for Trump's Cabinet

This week, Orrin Hatch, Professor of Idioms, Euphemisms,

 and Etymologies, will give a one-hour lecture on the phrase, 

'shot their wad'.

Don't call it 'lying'. Call it 'inadvertently

briefing with incomplete information'.

Don't Call a Spade a Horticultural Implement

The asterisk must be one of the naughtiest characters in

 the world because you always find it in the middle of

 words like f*ck and sh*t.

Does anyone know if FU*K is pronounced the same as

F*CK?

'Benghazi' Overtaking 'Wazoo' in Popularity

 as Euphemism for 'Anal Orifice'

Most countries in the world have 'Departments of Defense'.

Why don't they also have 'Departments of Attack'?

"You know, kids have good instincts. They look at the 

other guy and say, 'Well, that’s a bullsh***er, I can tell, 

because I know what letters those asterisks stand for.'" 

"If you ask me, 'Beaver Cleaver' was just

a euphemism for 'penis', a dirty joke

slipped into an otherwise wholesome

 family comedy of the 1950s."

“I am much bigger than Mitt Romney and have a much,

much bigger net worth. I mean my net worth is many,

many, many times bigger than his.” [His friends say

 'net worth' is the euphemism Trump prefers when

referring to his penis.] 

"I look very much forward to showing my

financials, because they are huge. Far bigger

than anyone knows. Far bigger than anyone

would understand."  [His friends say 

'financials' is the euphemism Trump

prefers when referring to his balls.]

The Unexpurgated Bible #54

"Of the making many euphemisms for 'penis' there is

no end."