One wonders if Mitch McConnell was holding his nose

when Jesse Benton found it expedient to resign as

the Senator's campaign manager.

"Mr. Sorensen, would it make you feel better while 

you're in prison if Jesse Benton, Mitch McConnell's

campaign manager, were your cellmate?"

Chinless Mitch and Jesse the Fartsmeller,

Kentucky's Hottest Comedy Duo

Jesse Benton Sez:  "It is truly sick that someone would record

 a private phone conversation I had, unless, of course, the

NSA did it to keep me safe from terrorists."