"What's that all about?"

"Oh, it's just teabaggers headed to the polls."

Victoria Jackson Loses in Tennessee Election, 

Changes Name to Loseria Jackson

Christine O'Donnell Reacts to Chris McDaniel's

Defeat

Reagan's 12th Commandment 

Do Not Primary the Recumbent

RNC Shells Out $150,000 for Midterm Election Essential

2014 Republican Party Ballot After the 

Chamber of Commerce Declared,

"No Fools on Our Ticket!"

Governor Walker Sez:  "The GOP needs an optimistic message,

like 'The Cow Jumped Over the Moon' or 'The Dish Ran

Away with the Spoon'."

Chinless Mitch and Jesse the Fartsmeller,

Kentucky's Hottest Comedy Duo

Jesse Benton Sez:  "It is truly sick that someone would record

 a private phone conversation I had, unless, of course, the

NSA did it to keep me safe from terrorists."

Judging from the way he embraces his wife these days,

Governor Perry not only is not running for re-election

in 2014, but also is not gunning for re-erection in 2013.

Kentuckians in 2014 to Have Choice Between

Alison Grimes and Granny McConnell