"If you looked like me, you would be a jihadi, too."

Trump's Terrorist Recruitment Video

 Receives Only a 4.1 IMDB Rating from 

Potential American-Born Jihadis

Border Patrol Rejects Body Cameras,

Claims the Devices Would Interfere

in Stopping Jihadists Snorkeling

Across the Rio Grande

Pamela Geller says blaming her for the Texas shooting 

is like blaming a woman for her own rape.  No, Pamela, 

blaming you for the Texas shooting is like blaming a

 fool for poking a stick into a fire ant mound, or an

imbecile pouring gasoline on smoldering charcoal.

Jihadi John's John

'Jihad Jane' Pleads 'Not Alliterative'

"Just where in the Koran does it say angel fish shouldn't

be mixed with loin fish in a 40-gallon tank?"

This Islamic Jihad militant had claimed he was

The Lone Ranger. But Tonto proved that he was

not the real Kemo Sabe.