For the benefit of us dummies, Jonathan Turley draws 

a line between actual or literal 'peonage' and figurative 

'publicity stunt'.

Has Elon Musk screwed himself, or is it all

just a metaphor?

Eric Greitens Sez:  "If anyone doesn’t get the metaphor, 

they are either lying or dumb."

Sean Hannity Blasts 'Leftist Lawlessness' and Other 

Sinister Alliterations

Have you ever wondered who came up with the idea of

shooting fish in a barrel?

George Will has won the Figure of Speech of the Week

 Award for:  "Donald Trump looks increasingly like a

 stray orange hair to be flicked off the nation’s sleeve.”

Robo-Conundrum, 

Master of

Aggressive Non-Interventionism

 and

Belligerent Neutrality

When she said, "Bite me!", she didn't realize he was 

such a literalist.

Whoever came up with the slogan, 'Build Back Better',

is not Biden's Best Buddy.

California Woman Takes Figure of Speech

Too Literally

Loser Label Looms

Trump Says National Stockpile of  Wartime Metaphors 

Running Dangerously Low

Governor Jim Justice, the Lumbering Lardass of West 

Virginia, told businesses to “fucking follow the guidelines,” 

but later denied dropping the F-bomb, blaming the 

alliteration on an “goddam glitch.”

And then Trump slit his nostrils open, sawed

his leg off, pulled his liver out, and nailed his

head to the floor.  "He sometimes took sarcasm

a bit too far," said Doug Piranha.

'Mike's got to get his legs under him.'

Not Exactly Glossalaia, But Close

Holy Rotavator, Batman!

Pay in the Alliteration Lab wasn't all that good, 

but it was more amusing than picking a peck of

pickled peppers.

 "Suck, Brother Trump, blow is

 just a figure of speech."

Like Doug Piranha, Trump used sarcasm. 

He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, 

metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes.

and satire.