Sean Hannity Pulls Gun on Juan Williams, Says It Was 

'For Educational Purposes Only'

Warm Scuzzies #376

Juan Williams

"Tell them, Poppy, that you don't like Ross

Perot and that Juan Williams doesn't like

Michelle Malkin."

When Fox News' Juan Williams was booed by a white

audience in South Carolina on MLK's birthday last night,

you could almost hear John Lennon singing 'Instant Karma'.

To help soothe his hurt fee fees, Fox News

has just awarded Juan Williams a 3-year,

$2 million contract.  The line will form to

the right for those of you hoping to be the

next to suffer the indignity of being sacked
by NPR.

Was it Barbara Eden's 'Muslim Garb' that
made Juan Williams nervous, or was it,
perhaps, something else?

Now that he has been fired by NPR, Juan Williams can, at

last, let his inner bigot run naked in the rain on Fox News.

World's Worst Yobs #75

Juan Williams

If, as he says, Michelle Obama "has this

Stokely-Carmichael-in-a-designer-dress

thing going," Juan Williams must have

a Br'er Fox-in-a-Versace-Suit thing going.