Kyrsten Sinema is Arizona's answer to Ross Perot's

'Giant Sucking Sound'.

As Ross Perot would say, "There is a giant

ripping sound going on."

Not since Orrin Scrivello OD'ed on laughing gas in 

Little Shop of Horrors had America heard such

a giant sucking sound.

Remember that 'giant sucking sound' Ross Perot made

famous back in '92?  Well, now we know where it 

came from.

1992: 'Populist Billionaire Makes America

 Oxymoronic'

2015: 'Populist Billionaires Makes America

Oxymoronic Again'

"Take it from me, Mr. Trump,

your ears simply aren't

presidential enough."

Even when explaining what a 'cliff' was, Ross Perot

always used a chart.

"Tell them, Poppy, that you don't like Ross

Perot and that Juan Williams doesn't like

Michelle Malkin."

Pachyrhinosaurus perotorum

"My name is Ross Perot, the 99th richest man in

America.  Look upon my funky face, ye peons,

and despair!"

Will becoming a billionaire keep you from
looking ugly? Well, after 80 years of trying,
it obviously hasn't worked for Ross Perot. So
you might consider trying something else.

More than 3,000 mothers packed a Manila stadium in

an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for

simultaneously breastfeeding their children. A giant

sucking sound was heard as far as the island of

Corregidor, more than 25 miles away.