Have you seen Tucker Carlson's side project?

The Bush Juggler

THE JUGGLER

In addition to being a renowned

philologist and philosopher, 

Friedrich Nietzsche was also

a proficient juggler who could

keep up to seven of his heads

 in the air at the same time.

OctoMitt, the world famous juggler, has eight

separate heads, one for each day of the week,

plus a spare.