I'm Sick and Tired of Marvel's and DC's 

Lack of Russian Superheroes

Governor DeSantis Utilizes Boris Bieberoff's

Trademark 'Sleeper Hold' to Render

Floridians Comatose

When he enters the ring, Biebs morphs into Boris Bieberoff, 

one of the baddest of the Russian wrestling villains.

Illogical Segue (AKA Two-Wheeled Non Sequitur)

Unlike Pope Francis, Saint Bieber would

canonize everybody.

Justin Bieber and Tom DeLay Hook Up to Score Big

 Endorsement Deal with Mugshots Я Us

Bustin Jieber

"Now I'm a Belieber

Not a trace of doubt in my mind

I'm in love with myself, I'm a Belieber."

Singing Toothbrush

Recalled Following

Reports of Unsolicited

Buccal Cavity Spewing

What a Way to Start the Day!

"Thank you, Dr. Bieber, for sharing with

us your Canadian perspective on the

topic of abortion."

"Have you heard the latest?  Linda McMahon

and WWE have agreed to promote my latest

media adventure.  It's called GrifterMania!,

and it'll make Hulk Hogan look like Justin

Bieber!"