Black Belt, the Lipstick Bandit

Obama-san Doing the Crane Kick

It was raining Kung Fu Masters on the

Thirteenth Day of Zappadan.

"Did you know that The Karate Kid rates only 6.8
on a scale of 10 at The Internet Movie Database?"
"No, I didn't know that."

For some reason, the streets of Kabul were filled

with epigones of the Karate Kid.

His hands had become deadly weapons,

but Keiichiro still cried for his Mommy.

When the Karate Kid got the Crane Technique all wrong,

Mr. Miyagi died laughing.