DeSantis Goes Lipless

Trump Effectuates the Mother of All Puckers

Mao Is In and Love Is On

While Trump is the Short-Fingered Vulgarian,

Charlie Kirk is the Short-Upperlipped Vulgarian.

It is unwise to get this close to Ted Cruz.

In desperation, Trump went into Cat Motherpucker Mode.

Donald Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. Accuse Pfizer 

of Deliberately Waiting Until After Election Day to 

Release Its New Cheezit-Flavored ChapStick

Black Belt, the Lipstick Bandit

Mr. Persimmon Puss

"Would it be fair to say, Mr. Pence, that your lips are

so virgin the slogan, 'Black Lives Matter', has never

deflowered them, even in your sleep?"

Uh-oh, their lips are moving.  You know what that means.

Stone's Lips Under Seal

Florida Recount Causing Marco Rubio's Lips to Shrivel,

One of the 8 Symptoms of Dehydration

On the Lips But No Tongue

It used to be said that if his lips were moving, Trump 

was lying.  Now he doesn't have to move his lips.

The nearest thing to a soul Ted Nugent has is that patch

of hair beneath his lower lip.

"People say I have my mother's pucker."

"Would whoever stole my upper lip please return it?"

Old Sphincterface

They say James Mattis is tight-lipped about Trump's

'new' Afghanistan War strategy.  Truth be told, 

General Mattis is always tight-lipped.