Ark Encounter Collides with Financial Iceberg, 

Climate Change Claims Another Victim

Kentucky's version of Noah's Ark has dinosaurs in it.  

Luckily, the two Titanosaurs, which, full grown, are 130 

feet long, are only babies.

Dear E.T., 

Because Adam's sin affected the entire universe, 

you're damned.  And because you're not one of 

Adam's descendants, you cannot be saved.  Sorry!

Sincerely yours,

Ken Ham

'Creationist Theme Park' Group Prez Accused

of 'Ungodly' Beard

Ken Ham Denies Eunuch Horns Are Depicted

on Noah's Ark at Creation Museum

Evolutionists now concede that Ken Ham and dinosaurs

may have walked the earth at the same time.

Just moments after this picture was taken, Ken Ham,

founder of the Creation Museum, was mistaken for

a turnip and swallowed whole by an Apatosaurus.