"Larry Summers has pulled out of the Fed race?  Gosh!  Do

you suppose they'll make him give back his old medals, 

like they did Lance?"

Lance Armstrong has an unusual ability:  he can lie

without ever opening his mouth.

"Doping?  Do I look like I've been

doping?"

Would someone please explain why anyone should give

this serial perjurer the time of day?

"Lance, you're no fun anymore."