Trump Lashes Jerome Powell for His

'Horrendous Lack of Vision'; Fed Chair

Blames His Ophthalmologist

Will Trump's next nominee to the Federal Reserve

Board be Captain Spaulding or Otis B. Driftwood?

“I don’t want to belong to any Federal Reserve Board 

that would accept me as one of its members,” an

embarrassed Stephen Moore once wrote.

Is another 'National Emergency' just around the corner?

Herman Cain Sez:  "The more toppings a man has

 on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is."

Trump Wants the Man with the 9-9-9 Plan from 

Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan to Sit on the

 Federal Reserve Board

Was the Fed turning Trump into a Hoover,

or vice versa?  Opinions differed.

“A number of data releases have pointed to softer spending, 

and part of that tuggable, huggable softness may reflect an 

increased use of Cottonelle."

Rand Paul Vows to Block Yellen's

Nom Nom

"Larry Summers has pulled out of the Fed race?  Gosh!  Do

you suppose they'll make him give back his old medals, 

like they did Lance?"

"As Chairman of the Federal Reserve, I would be the 

biggest bankster of them all.  Hmmm."

"No, I've never met Larry Summers and, hopefully, 

I never will."

Nation Stunned to Learn All Seven Members of the Federal 

Reserve Board of Governors Are Millionaires

Shard of Shattered Economy Momentarily Blinds Chairman

of the Federal Reserve; Thankfully, His Injury Is Not

Thought to Be Life-Threatening

Just seconds before he dozed off, Ben Bernanke said,

"Recovery is close to, uh, to . . . fal-ter-ing."

Fed Tries 'Operation Twit' to Spur Growth

"Help me, doctor!  When I woke up this morning, I had

gold bugs crawling all over me!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #291

G. Edward Griffin

Fed Chairman Sends Unmistakable Message to

Would-Be Congressional Watchdogs

FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIRMAN USES HANDS TO
BLOCK RELEASE OF U.S. BAILOUT SECRETS