Rude Rhymes #27

Dead Loris

Dick Morris

"All this talk about me being extinct is

making me feel morose and insecure."

Happiness is a warm thumb.

"Yes, I'm a pygmy, I'm slow, and I'm a loris. But,

if I hear one more crack about how I look like

Peggy Noonan, I'm gonna open a big can of whupass!"