Laughed at by her colleagues on Meet the Press and lashed by

Trump as a 'weak and frail RINO', Peggy Noonan was having

a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Peggy Noonan Unloads on Trump

Neither do Bush defenders nor Reagan defenders,

like Peggy Noonan.

When it comes to Mark Zuckerberg, Peggy Noonan

is at least half-lit.

Peggy Noonan Tells a Fish Story

Peggy Noonan Sez:  "Prayer is a very active endeavor—

it takes time, energy, concentration."

[So is trying not to think about penguins.]

"OK, it's a deal, Peggy:  I'll loan you Bedtime for Bonzo 

and you'll loan me High Noonan."

"I just have a bad feeling about going out and trying to 

scare the American people right in the middle of the 

great recession when everybody is nervous enough. 

So, I---God, I need a drink!"

Peggy Noonan Sez:  "The Republican Party should not 

allow itself to look like the party of big business. It has 

to be the party of the young person in the garage 

inventing something that will challenge big business."

Peggy Noonan Claims Republicans, like Jim Beam of 

Kentucky and George Dickel of Tennessee, Privately

 Thanked Her for Slamming the Romney Campaign

Peggy Noonan describes the Romney campaign as a 

'rolling calamity'.  No, Nooners, THIS is a 'rolling calamity'.

Q:  "Who said, 'She is a ninny, a narcissist and a fool'?"

A:  Peggy Noonan While Gazing into Her Looking-Glass.

"I hope Peggy Noonan is right and Condi saves this

dull election."

Grand Moff Tarkin Sez:  "When she says

'nobody loves a Death Star', Peggy Noonan

doesn't know what she's talking about."

"To Win This, Rick Perry Needs to Look Less Angry,"

Says Peggy 'I Only Look Half-Baked' Noonan

"Peggy Noonan told me to shake hands with

the nincompoop.  So here I am!"

"Besides a piece of the True Nose of Ronald Reagan,

which, I understand, you hope can someday be used

to clone the 40th President of the United States,

what else, Peggy, do you keep in your reliquary?"

Fool's Gold

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #15
Peggy Noonan, Ann Coulter, and Matt Drudge

Peggy's Pensées