"What?  Did I hear somebody say, 'Mass Extinction'?  

What?  No more Holy Eucharist?"

The Great RINOSAUR Extinction Event of 2022

These are Unicorn Boots.  Wearing them

is what caused Unicorns to become extinct.

Like the Irish Elk, whose extinction is attributed to antler 

size, the magnitude of Count Braggula's fangs had 

clearly compromised their functionality.

White RINO Breeding Program Staying Just One

Step Ahead of Species Extinction

Wooly Mammoth De-Extinction Project

Still Has a Ways to Go

A Dodo Bird and Ted Cruz Walking

Into History

"What to do? You can’t argue people out of paranoia."

If this is the case (and it probably is), nothing can be

 done about these Republicans, except, as Brooks

implies, to wait for them to go the way of

the Wooly Mammoth.

Going the Way of the Dodo

Once thought to be extinct, the Trump Diatribe has 

reappared in the Potomac Basin.

Theory That T. Rex Became Extinct from Duelling Debunked

Profit-driven, advertiser-funded corporate media

know that more Americans care about the

vicissitudes of British royalty than they do

about climate change and mass extinctions.

Because of global warming, this amphibian, like Trump,

faces extinction.

Whiteworld #68

The sooner today's Christian White Nationalist GOP

becomes extinct, the better.

Sauropod Suffering from Dinosaur Extinction Anxiety

It's now official: the Spiceratops has become extinct.

Rescue: It's not just a verb. It's a promise.

Contrary to popular belief, the Dodo is not extinct; it is 

alive and well, roosting in an Oregon bird sanctuary.

Don't believe it when someone says, 'Dinosaurs became

extinct 65 million years ago."

Darwin's Finches Facing Extinction, Paying the 

Price for Believing in Evolution