While the main attraction at the GOP circus is certainly

Donald Trump, please don't overlook the sideshow.

"Oh my God, NO!" Scott Walker wailed as the Mark of

 Morris was tattooed on his forehead.

Designed for Living. Engineered to Last 

The 2014 Dick Morris Mini Minor

With the departures of Sarah Palin and Dick Morris, Dick 

Cheney began to wonder if Fox News was still worth watching.

Fox News Casts Dick Morris into Outer Darkness,

Where There Is Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth

"Dick Morris, your attention please!  We black helicopters 

are here to dilute your national sovereignty, undermine 

your democratic values, mandate massive transfers of 

your wealth to third world countries, and, lest we forget,

blow your balls off!”

"I think Ron Paul is horrific!"

"I think Dick Morris is horrific!"

"Quite frankly, mates,

you're both horrific!"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #77

Jim Hoft, Dick Morris, and Roy Blunt

Rude Rhymes #27

Dead Loris

Dick Morris

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #29

Dick Morris and Ken Eliasberg

"I’ve known Newt Gingrich for about 20 years now and
I’ve always enjoyed him intellectually. Of course, I also
enjoy toe-sucking in the Morris Style."

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Adequate to Capture the Essence of Dick Morris

Dick Morris

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