Chicago Loses Olympics Bid, President of Brazil Weeps

The President of Brazil was a man of sorrow when he learned

that the number of billionaires in the world had been reduced

by 30% in just one year.

As the President of Bolivia will tell you, the President

of Brazil is a very warm and nurturing person.

"I think you're right, Luis. Somebody's been

taking unauthorized leaks again."

"Ay, caramba!" exclaimed Brazil's President.

"Who let this face-eater in?"

President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva is known in Brazil

as 'The Godfather of Soul Kisses'.