In retirement, Roy Moore promises to never walk alone.

With Mall Brawls across America on Boxing Day,

who needs terrorists?

"Honey, you're not going to believe who 

I saw shopping at the mall today!"

"Yeah, we started hearing 'pop, pop'. 

I figured somebody was shooting

 somebody. It's going on all the 

time now.  Sigh!"

SSSSHHHHHHH ... Don't Tell Anyone: Al Qaeda Has

Been Routed in Baghdad; FBI Now Warns Al Qaeda May

Have Relocated to Shopping Malls in LA, Chicago, Just

in Time for Christmas