The 'Pedophile Detector' was obviously a prop.  What

Roy Moore needed was a 'Comedy Detector'.

Why does a Republican's entire body get

hard when he starts accusing Democrats

of being soft on sex crimes, like pedophilia?

Roy Moore Sez:  "There is no more clear violation of the 

First Amendment than this prohibition to assemble 

in a church."

The Check Is in the Mail

Struggling to make ends meet, Roy Moore 

begs his supporters for $250,000.

"It's time to say goodbye to yesterday
This is where the cowboy rides away."

Roy Moore Asks Alabama Court to Block Doug Jones, 

Call a New Senate Election, Raise Bull Connor 

from the Dead

Not to worry, Mary Franson. Forty years from now,

no one will dare claim to have had sex with you.

Pastor Kevin Swanson Blames Roy Moore’s Loss on 

Alabama’s Love of Pornography, Blames His Own 

Scruffy Appearance on Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, 

Transgender Socialists

The Battle Rages On

Ronna Romney McDaniel Sez: "If I had stopped using 

my middle name sooner, Roy Moore might have won."

Monty Python Gets the Last Laugh

Why did Roy Moore lose? Let us count the reasons: 

1) Steve Bannon, 2) Roy Moore, 3) Donald Trump, 

4) Roy Moore, 5) GOP Agenda, 6) Roy Moore, 

7) Mitch McConnell, 8) Roy Moore, 9) Ronna 

Romney McDaniel's Middle Name, 10) Roy Moore,

11) Quantum Machines of the Antichrist, and 

12) Roy Moore.

In retirement, Roy Moore promises to never walk alone.

Roy Moore Rustles Tonto's Horse, 'Scout', Rides Him

to Join Cavendish Gang

Don't let your Alabama cook too long or it

will turn into a scorched image of Roy Moore 

that's virtually impossible to remove.

Trump's Alabama Robocaller

'Steve Bannon to Campaign with Roy Moore on 

Eve of Election'

Janet Porter Sez: “We need to make it clear that there’s a 

group of non-accusers, that have not accused Judge Moore

 of any sexual misconduct or anything illegal.” 

[But the number of non-accusers is shrinking daily.]

The Unexpurgated Bible #155

But Roy Moore called them unto him, and said, 

"Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid 

them not: for of such is the kingdom of God."