It don't mean he's Mick Jagger

Just because he's got swagger.

Stones Still Rolling, But Slower

"People say I have my father's eyes," says Georgia Ann Jagger.

At 68, Mick Jagger still didn't realize that

the song title, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction',

was grammatically flawed by a

double negative.

In the olden days, they called it 'Sexual Impotence'. In

more modern times, they called it 'Erectile Dysfunction'.

Now that Mick Jagger is almost 67 years old, they call it

'Stones in Exile.'

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