Mitt Wit #2

"My guess is, by the way, that Obama will not be 

appearing in front of Greek columns like in Denver. 

He won't want to remind people of Greece and that

rascal Socrates."

Mitt Wit #1

“I’m not sure about these cookies.  Did you make these 

cookies?  You didn’t, did you? No. No. They came from

 the local 7-Eleven bakery or wherever.  Well, I bet I've 

tossed better cookies than these!"