Restaurant package, not for resale.

Claudius Ptolemy Sez:  "Your cosmology is

 not worth a fig, Newton!"

Ben Shapiro Boycotts 'Gay Cookies'

Abby Johnson, Girl Scout Cookie Monster

Trumpniks Claim Keebler Elf Is Trying to Implant Them

with Chocolate Chips

Albrecht Ritschl (1822-1889) claimed he

was carrying on the work of Luther and

Schleiermacher.

Cookies and Hugs from the Palmetto State

White House Adviser Peter Navarro Leaves the West Wing

 with an Autographed Picture of the Cookie Monster

It's National Cookie Day!

Uh-oh, Cookie Monster must've gazed at

Medusa's trashy sister.

Florida Man Blames Sexual Assault of Two Soft Toys 

on Binge Eating a Party-Size Bag of 

Double Stuf Oreos

"I will be here when you are ready to

roll with the changes," Ben says.

Oreo Gets Double Stuffed at HUD Hearing

Mat Staver Takes Revenge on Girl Scouts

for No Longer Selling Wingnut S'mores®,

His Favorite Cookies

Pentagon May Sell Girl Scout Cookies to Raise Money 

to Pay for Trump's Military Parade

Junior Trump Gives Ted Cruz a Sneak Peek at His

Entry in Food Network's Cookie Wars

Since he is a Teetotalitarian, Trump won't 

be celebrating Repeal Day, December 5. Instead, 

he will pig out on two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish, 

Kentucky Fried Chicken, pizza, potato chips, 

pretzels, Oreos, Vienna Fingers, a chocolate

 milkshake,  and a Diet Coke.

"C'mon, Ivanka, if I give you a cookie, will you give me

a hug?"

"No more Girl Scout Cookies for you, Nazi goon!"

Trump Sez: "Kim Jong-un is a pretty smart cookie."