"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for fish, crustaceans, 

and mollusks."

Michael Bloomberg:  More Relatable, Hip, 

and Funnier Than a Mollusk

World's Worst Jobs #148

British Cockle-Picker

"Is the clam chowder fresh?"

"It sure is.  It's downright impudent!"

"I agree, little buddy.  I think the Zebra Mussel would 

be a much more appropriate mascot for the GOP."

"What do you mean, 'Do you want to shoot this in

Slow Motion'?  Is there any other kind?"

Rude Rhymes #47

Aging Mussel

Debbie Schlussel

They're worse than Al-Qaida,
those Bearded Marxist Clams!

It's time for an afternoon snack. Anybody feeling

peckish for a bit of Clam Jerky?

"Uh-oh, here comes the Grim Reaper!"

The Bayerotrochus philpopei is thought by marine

biologists to be the gastropod that most reminds them

of their mothers.