Michael Bloomberg Playing 'Kick the Can of

Cream of Darkness Soup'

Mmm!  Mmm!  Good!

Gestapo Discussing Gazpacho

The Spiny Dogfish Shark hunts in packs that can

range up into the thousands.  Its mildly poisonous

dorsal fins make piquant Shark Fin Soup.

You've heard of 'false equivalence'.  There's

also 'true equivalence'.

Out of an abundance of caution, the nation's stockpile 

of Libby's Liver Soup will be substantially augmented

by an estimated 100 million cans.

What we've all have been waiting for:  Smoked Soup!

Choices, Choices!

Two of the slogans Trump is considering

to save his brand  are 'Smells Like Grandpa' 

and 'Rhymes with Orange'.

Mmm!  Mmm!  Good!

Trump Sez:  "They have cans of soup.  Soup. 

And they throw the cans of soup."

Let the Food Fight Begin!

Maybe Trump meant to say, 'Duck Soup'.

Soupy Sales Has Risen from the Grave

Have you seen Wilbur Ross's new infomercial?

The Secret Ingredient in Wilbur Ross's Recipe for

Self-Mummification

Donald Trump Sez: "I like Campbell's Soup."

"Is the clam chowder fresh?"

"It sure is.  It's downright impudent!"

"Waiter, there's a cobra in my soup!"

"That's because you ordered Snake Soup, sir."

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that."

Sarah Palin Slams Time Magazine for Picking

Fish Soup as 'Poisson of the Year'