Shark Week ends today.  Tempus fugit, and so does the

Shark Week Blimp.

Pilot Fish Usually Gather Around Sharks

The Spiny Dogfish Shark hunts in packs that can

range up into the thousands.  Its mildly poisonous

dorsal fins make piquant Shark Fin Soup.

World's Worst Jobs #161

Shark Vendor

"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for fish, crustaceans, 

and mollusks."

Tired of swimming with the sharks?  Well, you may be

interested in dog-paddling with the tigers.

This year, Shark Week and Infrastructure Week

will be celebrated conjointly to save on jokes.

Is Biden squandering his political capital with his 

Shark Week stunts?

Sharks Re-Enact GOP Feeding Frenzy Triggered 

by Liz Cheney's Fall from Trump's Favor

<"Trump rally crowd boos Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro

 before chanting ‘Destroy the GOP’">  There's blood in 

the water!  It's a feeding frenzy!  It's Shark Week!

Of all the land animals, the Spider Shark is, luckily, 

one of the rarest.

And a Sharknado is the only thing that

can put it out.

Curbside Pickup

The good news is the Gull Shark's favorite food is 

Murder Hornets.

So Many Mouths to Feed

Remember when megalomania was a bug, not a feature?

Remembering Quint

Automobile in Cuba Fails to Provide Safe Haven

 During Sharknado

Frank Stallone Fails in His Attempt to

Jump the Shark

Welcome to Washington, D. C., 

Where It's Always Shark Week