The Mysterious Newt Gingrich Fresco in Ancient Pompeii

Asked the Brothers of Italy (Fratelli d'Italia):  

"What's a quicky?"

Giorgia Meloni, the Fascist in the Pepto-Bismol Suit

Alas, the Roman Empire Is Still Falling

The CIA has fired Agent 006 (aka Bradley Johnson) for 

his role in pushing the Italygate Conspiracy Theory, 

wherein satellites and military technology were used 

to steal the 2020 election from Donald Trump.

Venezuelan Voting Machines, Italian Satellites, Chinese 

Thermostats, German Servers, and Anita Hill

 $700 Million Superyacht Currently in a Dry Dock in Italy

Pope Francis, World's Most Famous Celibate, 

Says Italy’s Low Birth Rate Is a ‘Tragedy’

Parents Outraged After Bishop Buzzkiller Tells Children 

Santa Claus Doesn't Exist

Pisa has the Leaning Tower. San Francisco has the 

Sinking Tower.

Archery Range Just Outside Rome

If you're having a hard time distinguishing between the

 Leaning Tower of Dallas and the Leaning Tower of Pisa,

just remember that one leans to the left and the 

other leans to the right.

According to the Italygate Conspiracy Theory,  "people working 

for an Italian defense contractor, in coordination with senior 

CIA officials, used military satellites to switch votes from Trump

 to Joe Biden and swing the result of the election."

Don't let Rinaldo Nazzaro's name fool you.  He's

not an Italian operatic tenor; he's a NeoNazi thug.

Isn't it mind-blowing when history and prophecy 

converge?

A mosaic unearthed at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii

only looks like Wilbur Ross.  He's old, but not THAT old.

Like the Boll Weevil, Steve Bannon is 

looking for a home.

Adventures in Aestheticism #122

'The Joker' Mosaic from Pompeii

Peeping Pam Glasses Popular in Venice