Warm Scuzzies #1,231

Kendo Kinsey

According to a new poll, 69% of New York City voters say

that PBA President Patrick Lynch should have his hair

mussed and his jaws wired shut.

"Nietzsche was right," he thought:  'He who diverges 

from the majority and stands apart has always 

the whole herd against him'."

Given a choice between the mayor and donuts, the New

York City police will choose donuts every time.

Over the past five years, the NYPD has settled 10,000

civil rights cases for $428 million.  Just imagine how many 

army surplus MRAPs it could have purchased with that

much money!

How appropriate that Staten Island, New York

 City's Cop Land, is represented by Michael 

Grimm, a defiant felon.

New York City cops really hated it when they had to

walk Blade Runner, Judi Nathan's canicross champion.

Stephen Caracappa's career opened as

a detective in the NYPD. It closed as

a hit man for the mob. He could handle

the conviction for his criminal activity.

But what he couldn't handle were thesnide remarks about his overcoat.

Even Cinerama couldn't have captured

the enormity of Louis Eppolitto and his crimes,

the former NYPD detective who ended his

career as a hit man for the mob.