Vicious Cycle

Cave Springs, Arkansas Police Department Acquires

$30,000 Armored Vehicle, Says It's Now Ready for

the Coming Zombie Apocalypse

Over the past five years, the NYPD has settled 10,000

civil rights cases for $428 million.  Just imagine how many 

army surplus MRAPs it could have purchased with that

much money!

Israeli Archaeologists Claim the Domesticated Camels

and Armored Personnel Carriers Mentioned in the 

Book of Genesis Are Anachronisms

NATO Deploys New Solar-Powered APCs to Afghanistan

"Jimmy,

I understand you built this with

your very own Erector Set.

Awesome!

Your pal,

Bobby"

Entrepreneur Purchases Second-Hand Amored Personnel
Carrier, Says He Will Use It to Provide Limousine Service
for Demonstrators Wanting to Travel in Style to Anti-
Obama Protests

You, too, can own an International MaxxPro, the next generation

of mine-resistant, ambush-protected vehicles. And if you have to

ask how much it costs or what kind of gas mileage it gets, you can't

afford it.