Rude Rhymes #50

Deep Snorts

Neal Boortz

Two-Minute Haters #6
Neal Boortz

From his rathole somewhere in the Cox Radio

Syndicate, Neal Boortz had this to say the other day

about the city of New Orleans and the victims of

Hurricane Katrina: "Cries of the downtrodden,

my left butt cheek. That wasn't the cries of the downtrodden;

that's the cries of the useless, the worthless. New Orleans was

a welfare city, a city of parasites, a city of people who could

not and had no desire to fend for themselves. You have a

hurricane descending on them and they sit on their fat

asses and wait for somebody else to come rescue them."

Whew! This rodent needs some more cheese, don't you think?

World's Worst Yobs #7

Neal Boortz

Released after being held captive for almost three months,

Kermit the Frog was viciously attacked by right-wingers for

saying his captor, Neal Boortz, had treated him like a puppet.

Neal Boortz thinks Cynthia McKinney's

new hairdo is 'hideous'. Asked what he

thinks about his own, Boortz admits

he doesn't have enough hair to do.