It is comforting to know that bipartisan power couple

Mary Matalin and James Carville have 'totally retired'

to a $2 million condo in New Orleans.

Trump Claims Ted Cruz's Dad Hung Out with Oswald

the Lucky Rabbit in New Orleans in 1963

Louisiana GOPers Blame Obama for Hurricane

Katrina Response, New Orleans Yellow Fever 

Epidemic of 1853

"Hey, your cat sure is fat!  What's its name?"

"Tuesday."

"Hey, I'm not stealing the Banksy,

I'm stealing the wall!"

19 Injured in New Orleans Motherfucker's Day 

Parade Shooting When Somebody Laid a Finger 

on Somebody Else's Butterfinger

Remember the line, "You know you're having a bad day when 
you see a 60 Minutes News Team truck in your driveway"?  
Well, now it's a NYPD truck in your driveway, even though 
you live in New Orleans.

Warm Scuzzies #274

Sean Payton

Jimmy the Pimp Arrested in New Orleans

Brownie Shows Skeletor How He Stuck His

Finger in the Dike and Saved New Orleans

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Undergoing

Fleur-de-Lis Recognition Security Check

From his rathole somewhere in the Cox Radio

Syndicate, Neal Boortz had this to say the other day

about the city of New Orleans and the victims of

Hurricane Katrina: "Cries of the downtrodden,

my left butt cheek. That wasn't the cries of the downtrodden;

that's the cries of the useless, the worthless. New Orleans was

a welfare city, a city of parasites, a city of people who could

not and had no desire to fend for themselves. You have a

hurricane descending on them and they sit on their fat

asses and wait for somebody else to come rescue them."

Whew! This rodent needs some more cheese, don't you think?

President Bush tried to park his Legacy in New Orleans today,

but he couldn't because the parking space was still under water.

President Pimping Heckuva Job Energy Drink

to New Orleans Students

This is a publicity still from a new docudrama about

President Bush's response to Hurricane Katrina last year.

The title is 30 Seconds Over New Orleans.

Arriving by hot-air balloon, Congressman Hastert

is saddened to hear that his attempt to rescue

New Orleans was six months too late.

In San Diego, the President sang 'When the Levee Breaks'.

In New Orleans, the levee broke.

As the Lord saith,

"In those days, I will pour out my Spirit;

and they shall prophesy."