Count Von Count Hears That Trump Claims

He Was Running the Military By Himself

Beakers Gang Joins Madison Cawthorn in Saying, 

"Human Nature Is Fallen"

Big Ghibirdorah, the Three-Headed Muppet

Trump is so bad he's turned Kermit into a vampire.

Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus Doing Their

Bert & Ernie Routine at CPAC

Sniffleupagus Really Beginning to Get

on Debate-Watchers' Nerves

Know Your Imaginary Animals

Will Angry Ernie Bros Help Usher in the 

Donald Trump Regime?

What Donald Trump and Oscar the Grouch Have

in Common

Kermit Sues Newly-Discovered Costa Rican

Frog for Trademark Infringement

"At this moment in my life, I'm facing adversity.  But,

like Abraham Lincoln, my muppet and I will persevere

in the face of this trial and will never give up!"

Kermit says it's easy being green on

St. Patrick's Day.

"Ya know, Bert, Clarence Thomas is 

just Tony Scalia's sockpuppet."

Timothy Dolan Sez:  "Kermit was right:  it's not easy

being green."

“I, too, attend derivatives sales meetings where not one 

single minute is spent asking questions about how we can 

help Muppets.  It’s purely about how we can make the most 

possible money off of them.  And that's exactly how I like it!"

Grover Happy

Grover Sad

"OK, Eric, I'll admit I'm a Communist if you'll admit

you're a scum-sucking pig."

"Is it true, kind sir, that if we don't join the Junior

Janitors of America, Newt Gingrich will order the

Muppet Communists to come and kill us?"

“A spectre is haunting Fox News - the spectre of Muppetism!”

Mitt Romney Says Lily, the New Sesame Street Poor and

Hungry Muppet, Is Example of 'Dangerous Class Warfare'