"Burn Pelosi!  She turned me into a Newt!"

When Newt Gingrich said people serving on the J6 Committee 

are going to go to jail if Republicans take over Congress,

even his pet newt thought he had gone too far.

"Yes, I'm a Newt, but, thank God, not a Gingrich."

Truth in Advertising #4

Leaping Lizards!

Angry Newt Heads for New Hampshire

The Day Callista Started Calling Him 'Salamander'

To make your hell-broth boil and bubble,

don't forget to add Eye of Newt.

"He's from Georgia and claims a witch

turned him into a Newt!"

The Politico Illustrated #16

'Mitt hits Newt'

Newt Gingrich Undergoes Radical Trans-Species Surgery

 in Bid to Improve Electoral Odds

This Newt is slimy.

This newt is not.

"It doesn't matter what I do," said the Newt.

"People need to hear what I have to say. There's

no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn't

matter what I live." And then the Newt squeezed

back under his favorite rock.

"I know you're not going to believe this, sir, but I just heard

my little pet newt say, 'To save America, we must act fast,

or our children will inherit a secular, socialist America

transformed beyond recognition'."

Eastern Newt

Southern Newt