"Burn Pelosi!  She turned me into a Newt!"

That look your pet Horned Lizard gives you when 

it senses you are bullshitting just for the hell of it.

The Lizard King Speaks Out

In the Court of the Lizard King

Margaret Hoover Sez:  "President Trump, when he was

 President, and when he was a candidate, was excellent — 

some people would say unflatteringly that he had a sense, 

like, a lizard sense--- he had the ability to sort of tell where 

the base was and what they thought."

Karma Chameleon

Are Leapin' Lizards the result of a Wuhan lab leak?

Little Orphan Annie wants to know.

Factoid of the Hour #24

Threat Display in the Animal Kingdom

The Nashville bomber may have subscribed to the conspiracy 

theory that many of the world’s most powerful figures are 

actually evil, lizard-like extraterrestrials in disguise.

Luckily, 3030 is still 1,010 years away.

Down Texas way, this lizard is called a 'Horny Toad'

and is, some say, in danger of extinction.

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon

End Times for Tasty Bug Draweth Nigh

Captain Marvel's Flying Dragon

If Ted Cruz had been in a band, it would have been

Leisure Suit Larry & the Lounge Lizards.

Iguana Go Home

Cat Ba Leopard Gecko Excited by Upcoming Meeting

 Between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un

One day, Trump skimped on his makeup.

Control the Lies ... and You Control Everything

Liz Is Short for Lizard