You'll know when you're approaching

the U. S. border with Mexico when

you begin to feel beach sand between

your toes and aromatic sea air in

your nose.

Local Trumpnik Denies Huffing Paint

Local Man Denies Huffing Paint

Citing the rising cost of lead, China said today it will raise 

prices on a wide range of products exported to the 

United States, including children's toys, furniture, and paint.

Face it: your artillery cannon isn't the latest model and it

is really beginning to look its age. So, before it becomes

the subject of nasty gossip in your neighborhood, take it to

Maaco and choose the 'UN Peacekeeper' paint option.