Want to believe that Michael Wolff's Fire and Fury 

will actually help Trump? Radio talker John Ziegler

shows you the way.  A dabbler in alchemy, he can also

show you how to change gold into lead.

The Unexpurgated Bible #127

"And Jesus said unto Peter, 'O thou of little faith, this Flint

 water contains so much lead even you can walk on it'."

Warm Scuzzies #126

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Frisco, Texas

Citing the rising cost of lead, China said today it will raise 

prices on a wide range of products exported to the 

United States, including children's toys, furniture, and paint.