Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between

a Communist and an Anti-Communist.

Vassily Nebenzia, Russian Skinhead

On September 9, 2000, Fidel Castro delivered a speech

 in New York City which lasted 4 hours and 16 minutes.

And he didn't slur a single word.  Top that,

Orange Julius Caesar!

Nikki Haley Breaks Off Diplomatic Relations 

with the Popcorn Factory

Same Day, Same Publication:  

Well, Vox, which is it?

Wilbur Ross Dreams About China Gaming the System

Hearing that Trump's speech at CPAC

lasted two hours, Fidel Castro reminds

us that on September 20, 1960, he

addressed a plenary session of the

U.N. General Assembly for 

four hours and 49 minutes.

When Money Talks and Sounds Like 

It's Been Sucking on a Helium-Filled

Balloon

Coincident with Trump's nomination of Heather Nauert 

as Ambassador to the United Nations, the position has been 

downgraded from cabinet-level to blond wasteland-level.

United Nations Puts Trump in the Naughty Chair

As Trump and Haley did their vaudeville comedy routine

 at the United Nations, Sarah Huckabee Sanders dreamed

of lunch.

World Laughs Again at Trump When He Says It's OK to 

Laugh at Him (As If the World Needs His Permission)

King Kong Makes Guest Appearance at UN;

Thumps Chest, Disses Tarzan

Donald Trump, America's Braggart-in-Chief

Mr. Hyperbole Goes to the UN

Nikki Haley doesn't want to 'own the libs'.  She just

wants to rent them.

Putin Endorses WHO Resolution on Breastfeeding

Nikki Haley Threatens to Lambaste Russia and Syria

with 200 Million Eggs Recalled Due to Salmonella Fears

There's a reason why Nikki Haley exhibits a

split personality at the United Nations.

Irate Parent Takes Names, Threatens to Cut Off 

United Nations' Allowance