Proof That Trump Has Real Hair

Tony the Tiger Sez:  "They're Grrrrreat!" 

Doesn't Quin realize Rand's rug ties the whole room 

together?

At age 73, George Will looks like he could use a

Rug Doctor Mighty Pro X3.

"As you can see, Mitt, the Presidential Seal Rug really

ties this room together."

At the moment of conception, Karen Garver was given the 

choice of becoming either an Egyptian rug in King Farouk's

palace or Rick Santorum's spouse. In later life, she often 

wondered if she had made the right decision.

Polar Bear in Training to Become Area Rug

I Remember Dubya #30
Dubya was fond of telling the inspirational tale
about how the 'Optimistic Rug' he bought really
tied the Oval Office together.

It was pretty obvious the President had been doing a

lot of business with Ayad Allawi, the Iraqi rug merchant.