Remember Grizzly Adams?  Well, this is

Grisly Trumpnik.

Betsy DeVos Says Guns in Schools May Be Necessary to 

Protect Students from Shark-Surfing Grizzlies with Guns

"Mama Grizzly, I recommend that you massage some La

 Mer Moisturizing Lotion into your paws every day to

relieve dryness, retexturize the skin and restore circulation."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #104

Paul Broun, Luke O'Dell, Stuffed Mama Grizzly, and

Dudley Brown

"Just between me and you, one grizzly bear is worth more than

 an infinite number of Bryan Fischers."

Woo-Hoo Personals #7

Chicago Bear Desires to Hibernate

 This Winter with a Mama Grizzly

"Quite frankly, I'm going through a phase right now where I

can't decide whether I'm a Mama Grizzly or a Steel Magnolia."

"Despite what Sarah says, dear, Mama Grizzlies

have nothing on you!"

World's Worst Jobs #102

Grizzly Bear Manicurist

While sitting on her grizzly bear throw, Governor Palin

explained that she opposed listing the polar bear as

a threatened species because she needed one to use

as a rug in front of her fireplace.

"Help!" the jack-o'-lantern yelled.

"A grizzly is invading my privacy!"

"Rub-a-dub-dub

Three bears in a tub."

"Hey, why did Baby jump out?"

"Maybe the water's too hot."

"Maybe the water's too cold."

"Let's ask Goldilocks. She'll know."

Everyone at the Thanksgiving table was pleased

when they learned the grizzly was a Christian bear.

"Would you mind offering thanks?" they asked.

"Not at all," replied the bear. "Please bless this

food to the nourishment of my body," the grizzly

prayed. And then it gobbled them all up.