In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker

Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in

your mouth, not on your wang.

Those M&Ms in Trump's hand are going to

melt for sure.

The Unexpurgated Bible #187

"And the Gaetz of Hell shall not prevail against it."

Trump Sez:  “That show [Fox and Friends] has 

been terrible — gone to the ‘dark side’."

Man in Candy Cane Tie Not Pleased to Learn Arkansas

 Is Least Patriotic State in America

The Third Temptation of Vladimir Putin

Iraqi Stacks 7 M&M'S®, a New Guinness World Record; 

Ibrahim Sadeq Elected Honorary Member of the Royal

 Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things

Boy Finds Vintage Critical Race Theory Toy 

in Box of Cracker Jack

"We're calling out Russia's Super Sour Seekers loudly

and repeatedly," President Biden growled tartly.

Tucker Carlson Mocking Brown M&M

S&M&M Now 'Less Sexy' and 'Deeply Unappealing'

What You Always Hated to Find in

Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

What Apostle Peter and Apostle Paul

Had in Common

Sweet Truth, the Thinking Man's Chocolate

150,000 Americans dead from COVID-19 and 

Trump wants to ban TikTok? Or is it Tic Tac?

Not Tic Tac.  Not TikTok.  It's Tick-Tock!

Goodnight, Sweet Prince

Fox News Doctor Under Investigation for Prescribing 

Pre-Munched Kit Kat Bars as Coronavirus Cure

Somebody must have put candy corn in Trump's 

trick-or-treat bag.

Louie Gohmert is such a show-off.