Raccoon Levitates Cat Just for the Hell of It

Raccoon Doing Its Joe Manchin Impression

"It's really just people being foolish," 

says Rocky Raccoon.

"Any of you in the Dumpster named Dempster?"

Old Raccoon Eyes had a bad week.  Too bad. (Sniff!)

Even Davy Crockett thinks Trump's 'Reverse Raccoon Eyes'

look pretty funny.

"I beseech Thee, O Lord, help me feed my children, for

I am all suckled out!"