When Ralph Nader passes, may he be interred in a 

Corvair Monza Spyder Convertible.

Sharknado

Sharknader

Ralph Nadir

Feral Naderites Tamed, Join Circus Oz

Things Older Than John McCain #18

Ralph Nader

Ralphing: a System of Nostalgia Manipulation with the 
Objective of Realigning the Memory of a Once-Revered 
Consumer Advocate with the Reality of an Old Schizo
 Who Now Believes He's Harold Stassen

Ralph Nader to Make Fifth Run for the Presidency;

"More Contradictions Need Exacerbating," He Says

Contrary to popular belief, George Bush reached the

Nader of his presidency in 2000. And then it went

downhill from there.

Ralph Nader Ponders Run for President in

Corvair Monza Spyder Convertible

President Bush has sworn on a copy of the Budget of the

U. S. Government for Fiscal Year 2008 that the federal

budget will be balanced by 2012, four years after he leaves

office and the year Ralph Nader, having exacerbated

the contradictions sufficiently, is tapped to be the CEO

of General Motors.