It helps if you think of the 2022 GOP primaries like

you did those Freak Shows you saw as a kid.  

Preferably out of the barrel of a circus cannon.

"He says his father was a circus clown and 

his mother was an aeronautical engineer."

Think of the Trump Administration as Bozo's Circus

and you'll begin to feel like a kid again.

Where Joe Biden Got the Idea to Use 'Clown' as

Trump's Nickname

Texas Poised to Set New World Record for 

Human Cannonballs

Popular Sideshow in the Trump Circus

While the main attraction at the GOP circus is certainly

Donald Trump, please don't overlook the sideshow.

"That's right, folks!  We're gonna have a free 

show right here, come on over for the big free

 show!  Gather around and watch what we're 

gonna do, it's all free and it's starting right 

now!  This is the one you've read about, 

you've heard your neighbors talking 

about, and here it is, all live, right 

here and starting right now!"

Scott Taylor:  Swiftboater and Trained SEAL

At Cirque du Soleil, they call this

maneuver the 'Mitt Romney'.

Michele Bachmann is insulted that President Obama referred

to Congress as a 'circus' in last night's jobs speech.  Actually,

Michelle, that was a compliment:   the circus is much more

popular than Congress .

Everyone knows about Matt Drudge's second career as
the behatted maestro of the right side of the Web. But
relatively few know about his first career as the
sideshow attraction,

Busty Salma, the Bearded Lady.

What's next for Sarah Palin? Will she join Norm
Coleman in the Ringling Brothers and Barnum &
Bailey Circus? Or will she continue to clown around
just for the heck of it?

Norm Coleman Loses Election, Lands
Job with Ringling Brothers and
Barnum & Bailey Circus

Feral Naderites Tamed, Join Circus Oz

"You're such a spaz, George! You've hooked another

one of those goddamn Flying Wallendas."

If recruits for the Palestinian Army don't make it past

boot camp, they could always join the circus.