"It's pronounced 'Noi-ga-bower'.  It's German for 

'Just Another Texas Asshole'."

Joe Wilson Now Giving Serious Consideration to

Choosing Randy Neugebauer as His Presidential

Running Mate on the GOP Ticket in 2012

"When I yelled 'Baby Killer' in the House yesterday, I

wasn't referring to the gentleman from Michigan, Mr.

Stupak. It was merely an involuntary eructation

occasioned by the Idiot Pill I had just swallowed."

Suspicion that he is a refugee from Planet X was intensified

on Friday when Randy 'Birther Bill' Neugebauer (R-TX)

pointedly refused to produce a copy of his birth certificate.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #48
Randy Neugebauer