Little Known Fact #52

'Castro Brothers Looking for Higher Office'

"Neville Chamberlain shook hands with Adolf Hitler, Barack

Obama shook hands with Raúl Castro, and I picked Sarah

Palin to be Vice President of the United States.  We are

only human after all."

President Obama Shakes Hand of President Castro,

Gets Cooties

"Hey, Raúl, guess who's coming to dinner!"

Fidel Zombie Accused of Eating Raúl

New Cuban President Pledges to Vanquish Yankee Imperialists by

the Time--Plus or Minus 50 Years--the U. S. Wins the War in Iraq

Raúl Castro's Ascension to Power Celebrated

by Millions of Flag-Waving Cubans

Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe, Falls Under

Raúl Castro's Spell at the Non-Aligned Summit