Two Christians Greet One Another with a Holy Handshake,

Not with a Holy Kiss

You Can't Shake Hands with a Clenched Fist

They were some kind of deviated preverts.

Two Too Fat Fucks

Sealing the Deal

Stop Animal Cruelty!

Winners of Judeo-Christian Fascist Smile-a-Thon

Congratulate Each Other

As George Bernard Shaw might have said, 

"Never shake hands with a pig.  You get 

dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."

Blood Brothers

Trudeau wanted to see if Trump would fall for the old 

Joy Buzzer Prank one more time.

Meet and Greet Between Rocket Man and the Dotard

Trump Cries "Uncle!" at ASEAN Summit

Bacteriophobe's Nightmare

Unlike the President of France, Jeff Sessions didn't like

 to hold Trump's hand.

Trump Deploys Air Handshake in Poland

Trump's body language is awkward because his entire

body is awkward.  He can't even shake hands gracefully.

The Shake of the Burning Sand

It took Donald Trump 19 seconds to shake hands with

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. The Blob could ingest

 an entire human body in less time than that.

"When giving a hand massage to a billionaire, apply 

pressure to the webbed area between the thumb and 

index finger. This facilitates tension release."

Israel and the Great Tribulation